Becky Knows When to Hold Them; Knows When to Fold Them

The Witcher is a video game produced by Polish Games Developer Red Studios. It is based on a series of novels by Andrzej Sapkowski. Not reading the literary section of the Warsaw Times? Let me summarize. It is a Standard Fantasy RPG for PC. It has one unique gimmick. The player character can go around and have sexual encounters with various women he meets throughout the game and for each one the player is given a special card to commemorate it. Before you Google, they are located here. If titties scare you, they were censored for the North American release before a patch fixed it. If you clicked that last link, leave my blog now.

This macho game of collecting souvenirs from sexual conquests is all well and good for drunken frat boys, but I require something deeper. The immediate reaction I got from learning of this mechanic was what you all should have just realized. Why don't the women become the cards? A man has sex with them and then collects them. Although the mechanics have been boggling me for the last week. Anyone with an idea to add to this or what they think could spice up the idea, please let me know in the comments. The central theme of this idea though is bondage, so don't tell me that the women should be released later for biscuits and a nice chat. I will brake this post into two sections. First how they get into the card, and the second, what to do after you have a deck of them.

How to Capture the Women in Cards

This part took some time to figure out a working formula. The idea that the card can just touch them and poof, they go inside the card is far too easy. The idea that a spell has to be recounted first is boring. The formula I have decided to go with is the woman is stripped by force, and once nude the card is placed or tossed onto her vagina. She is then magically forced to orgasm, and gets sucked into the card. How she is stripped would be the fun part of this method. Using the Fantasy RPG setting, we use what a Fantasy RPG Adventuring has.

• Magic Spells - The user fires a bolt at the woman and her clothes turn to ash. This idea can get very interesting. Pick a standard spell from any RPG. A Frost Spell is fired at the woman, and the effected clothing is then frozen and crumbles as she tries to move. If done to a top it could cause her nipples to go erect. A flame spell to singe her ass. Or maybe a Earth Manipulation spell to make the ground muddy and she falls down. Or giant rock spikes appear under her skirt and just missing her vagina tear her dress. Have fun with it.
• Weapons - A massive sword slash to take her top open. Get close and personal with a dagger, reaching around her back and snipping through the laces of her corset while embracing. Zorro up her dress and let it fall down like a sliced pepper. It's all in the style of the fighter. It could be bows and arrows. Pin her against the wall by surrounding her with arrows and dare her to walk forward, turning her dress to shreds.
  
• Trinkets and Potions - This one could be very similar to spells, but I said those where elemental. This category would be aimed at the sole purpose of stripping. Something that changes her clothes to lingerie. Only something the village tart would wear. Yes we want to strip her, but there is no reason we cannot stop and see sexy sights along the way. Picture an RPG hero walking around with the Amulet of the Harlot. It is used to fire a beam at the women and transforms her clothes. Anything in an RPG manual could be twisted to be a tool of stripping. Perhaps a variation on the Midas Dildo. Only using the first half. Turn the woman on so she strips herself. How much fun would that be?
  
• Do It by Hand - You could, you big strong man, by why would you? It's boring and predictable. Use your setting. But no sense this cannot be fun too. Grab her skirt and yank it, sending her twisting.
  

This whole part of the idea is about humiliation and stripping the woman down. It should not be about the woman stripping nude at the thought and flinging herself at a man. Control can be a turn on. And in a woman's fantasy a man (or another woman) taking control can be a turn on. At least it can be for me. This is not exactly a scenario based for good guy White Knights. This is for kinky dark boys. And you cannot just pick any woman you want. You need to wait for opportunity and carefully select which women you want. The Adventurer cannot just go clear out an entire town of all their women. I would like to think the local guards and mage would beat them in.

Once the woman is stripped, take the card and place it on her vagina. She may need to be subdued first, tying her up is too easy. You could have golden cuffs that make her do whatever you say. You got them from a slaver you met on the Gold Coast. She does not like doing it, but you hold the key and she has to do what the key holder says. See? That is dressing. It does not lead to the transformation, but it makes the scene sexier. Learn to add things like this to your story to make them better. So once the card is on, the blank side sticks her pussy. She is then forced to orgasm and when she does. She is sucked into the card. Now you have a woman, what to do next.

Flash! Boom! In the Card! Well no, wait. See every part of writing something should have detail. You should use every moment of the sex story to turn on the reader. So she is going into the card. I have two ideas for this. The first is that the card reaches out with long sticky tentacles. White ones too, like the blank paper, and wraps around her legs and arms trapping her. This could just be bondage, but a lot of friends lately seem to be pushing me toward bukake. The stuff could be liquid like, reaching around her, leaving a slimy mess. The woman would feel humiliated. Could be a nice tie in to the fact that she is orgasm now. As if her partner, the card, is cumming all over her.

The other idea is the card sucks the woman in, at the crotch. Her body would fold up. She would look like a gymnast. Her body contorted like nothing she could ever try. Their would be no pain feeling of course. Just this odd feeling of being folded like a piece of paper and sucked into... a piece of paper. Shame she can't be face to face with her own pussy on the way in.

What To Do with Your Deck of Women

Well you could just carry them around as a harem and use them for your own pleasure. Pimp them out when you need a night at an inn or a sword repaired. Or a meal cooked in the woods. That is good, sexiful, but boring. They should be transformed once inside the cards. Even then, still not a use. Could play a game with them? Too much like Yugioh, but trading would of course be kinky. These women are now objects. They should be traded. Should we make them fight? No, then this is just a fancy Pokémon, and Pokéwomen is another idea for another day.

These women should help the Adventurer through battles. Or solve puzzles. Or deal with NPC challenges. I was talking with Tsceri about it, and he was a lot of help. You can see his stories and captions pics here at Transformation Media. Yes it is a TG site mostly, but he is not and he is awesome. He helped me a lot in this area. A woman's skills and personality should effect how the card transforms her. This transformation should happen slowly over time. So the woman is herself for a while, but over time, if released to talk to her owner, she would notice more and more changes about herself as she loses her old self and becomes something new. Here are some ideas Tsceri gave me.

• Succubus - The girl used for this card would be lusty. In her human form she would have defined herself by sex. She would have probably been a hooker or prostitute. She would look the part too. Her breasts larger, her skin a cute color. Tail, horns, and maybe wings. She would love seducing as soon as she was released. A creature though who doesn't want to be controlled but is controlled could be very interesting to see how she reacts.
• Panther Woman - This woman would be a captured assassin or thief girl. Her speed, agility and stealthy prowess in her human form has made her cat person in this one. A panther and not a house cat because a panther is much fiercer and all around cooler. With her furry black skin, she would be released and sent off to steal something or kill someone, or seduce someone by sneaking past guards. She would be hidden in darkness except for her piercing yellow eyes.
• Angel Lady - Tsceri said a White Mage Healer should become this one. She would be very very hard to capture, so she should have awesome powers, but the best he could think up was healing. This would be a very good card to capture and of value. It also highlights why you do not just grab any women. You want someone who will bring out great power once transformed.
  
• Ice Queen - This one would have been a cold, uncaring bitch in life, or something. She clearly never cared about other people, so now she has a frozen touch. This is more of a cliched joke, but he did mention a Shiva from Final Fantasy who gave a visual for this idea.
• Seirin - I will let Tsceri RP post speak.

  "Let's see..." she flipped through a couple cards before planting another one, face up, at her host. This one had a blonde girl with skin tinted by green scales, her hands were webbed, and her thighs seemed to merge into a large scaled fish's tail. It seemed like she was laying down on a rocky beach, waves and sea painted in the background, her boobs squished against the rock and two of her fingers in her mouth, sucked on by luscious lips. Her eyes were inviting, and her entire appearance was alluring. In similar golden letters below her, the word 'Sirena' was written. "This one is a favorite. She's not good at all for combat, but her singing has some special properties. It can enchant the unwary, lull mercenaries or soldiers into traps, and it can definitely spice up a party. Not all of the cards have to be powerful fighters, you see. That one was an unexpected bonus... Inspiration struck in a tavern at a port. I met a singer, I believe her name was Electra. Absolutely enchanting voice, and I was suitably novel enough to impress her. I invited her to my room, and she spent half the night telling me stories. She'd been traveling the Inner Sea all her life, from port to port across the salty waves. With that in mind, I lovingly went about my labors, and this card came into being. It requires emotion, longing, passion... but you can feel the results are certainly worth it..."
  

• Amphibian Girl - One more from the RP we tried. I actually know someone else who would be jealous at this.

  She put down another card. It was shockingly different from the other two. Its background seemed to be a swamp, and at the forefront stood a creature unlike anything Samantha had ever seen. It was shaped like a woman, but with the taunt, tight, slimy green skin of a frog. Its legs stretched out, warping into the giant fins of a frog instead of human feet. Its body was smooth, with no nipples atop the orbs of its green breasts. Its hands were webbed, one posted atop her hip, the other atop her belly. Its head was what was truly odd. It, too, was hairless, but the lips and jaw seemed subtly wrong. They were a color of green just off from the rest of her body, but Samantha got the impression they could stretch much, much further than a human mouth could. The eyes stared out, hungrily, as a long pink tongue hung out of the mouth, wrapped around the girl's figure, first around her back, then in a curl along her breast, spiraling to where her nipple should have been. The script below this one read 'Voracia'. She chuckled, "Who says its the cards that have me excited? This one... well, Voracia is a nasty one. She's a creature of greed and hunger, inspired by one of the most unpleasant girls I ever had the misfortune of meeting. She isn't all that much in a fight... except for one ability I've found useful time and time again. She can lash out with that tongue, entwine someone in it, and then pull it again, right into her mouth. She swallows, and that's one enemy who'll never trouble anyone again. She really enjoys it, too. You can just feel it in the card, can't you? She's savoring her last meal while her appetite grows. Sometimes, these things can be just as horrible as they are beautiful. The girl who inspired this was a glutton. A fat wench who lorded her power over everything

A friend of mine, Roz, recently gave me a final thought of the subject. He returned it back to the simple routes of just women to cards. What if the sexual encounter was the reason they transformed. Perhaps a priest or monk saw a philander, and punished him. Any woman he had sex with would end up as a card, but his own weakness toward women and their seductions always ends up with them as cards. Maybe his wife did it to him, and then she had sex with him one last time to show him the curse was for real. Maybe this Witcher takes it upon himself to cleanse the world of unvirtuous women by fucking them and then collecting them as cards. Just playing the idea straight of women to cards can also work well, if a little less colorful or grand.

Those are just a few ideas. I would love to hear yours. Do the women needs a purpose beyond sex or is that just reason enough? And remember, a result needs a woman and compelling character to create it. It is not just "this is sexy I want it." How would you create it?